School Bans Triangular Flapjacks

BBC News:

A school’s decision to ban triangular flapjacks after a pupil was hurt has been labelled “half-baked” by the Health and Safety Executive.

It follows an incident at Castle View School in Canvey Island, Essex, when a boy was hit in the face by a flapjack.

Catering staff at the school have been told only to serve square or rectangular flapjacks.

This story is hilarious.

I wonder what the school’s stance is on breaking rectangular flapjacks in half? Then you have two triangular flapjacks!