Intel Announces Haswell To Be Unveiled On June 3rd 

Chip giant Intel has announced that it will unveil its fourth-generation Core processors, codenamed Haswell, in “approximately 3,337,200,000,000,000 nanoseconds”. If you can’t translate that into a more usable using of measurement — shame on you, please hand in your geek badge — it works out to be 927 hours, or 38-and-a-half days.

This pegs the launch date as Monday, June 3, a day before the Computex Taipei trade show is set to kick off.