Firstly, I knew this statement was linked on the homepage, but it still took me a good few seconds to actually find it. I doubt the number of people who will read this statement is anything but negligible. This is a link to a screenshot of the homepage, so you can see what I mean.
But for anyone who does find it, it is a hilarious read. Apple buries the main point of the statement (that Samsung was found not to infringe) in between a propaganda campaign for their uniqueness … the “not as cool” quote is included as well as a reference to the overwhelming Samsung defeat in the US court. It is fantastic, if 100% biased, PR spin.